The lady in the pew next to me was saying a prayer. It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:
Dear Lord: The last four or five decades have been very tough.
You have taken my favorite actor – Paul Newman;
My favorite actress – Elizabeth Taylor;
My favorite singer – Andy Williams;
My favorite author – Tom Clancy;
And now, my favorite comedians – Robin Williams and Joan Rivers.
I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are:
Adam Schiff, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer , Maxine Waters, Elizabeth Warren, Joe (touchy) Biden and Bernie Sanders, and I also have a special place in my heart for George Soros, Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton and Chicago’s Mayor, Rahm Emanuel and my favorite shoe salesman Colin Kaepernick.